Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
He: You look like my third wife. She: Oh, how many time have you been
Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
Hi, I need your help! My mom
says that if I don't get a date by tomorrow,
she's putting me up for adoption
I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking toIf you were a library book, I would check you out.
I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her:
No. Well then, please start.