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Warning: There is no gaurentee that any of these will work, and there is a slight posibiblitie of being slapped if any are attempted.... I do not take any responsibilitie for anything that results from the use of anything on this page. ( Under Construction)

Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
He: You look like my third wife. She: Oh, how many time have you been
married? He: Twice.

Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
Hi, I need your help! My mom says that if I don't get a date by tomorrow,
she's putting me up for adoption
I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to
If you were a library book, I would check you out.
I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start.

More to be added Shortly.. (if you have any good ones email them to me, thanks)