You know you are in prineville when..................
When a rabbit bbq and home made pop is a casual dinner. Some fine cooking!
When you are encouraged
to barter at the local stores. Why not?
When 10 bucks and a case of beer will get you anything. Sounds good to me.
the reason you go to a family reunion is to pick up chicks. Why not go for someone you already know?
When you go to funerals
thinking that you are gonna be fed. How would they know, you don't know the deceased?
When a funeral consists of a nice
keg party in memory of the deceased. They would have wanted it this way.
When a party is a gathering of 5 or more people
in one area. We got a rave going on down here.
When you feel like you are in a giant hole. Well you are, so get use to
When the family trees don't branch. Eh, oh well.
When you come back from the dump with more than you brought. Free
When a used tooth brush is thought to have experience. It's better than new.
When the fair is the biggest thing to hit the town all year.
When you are in some kind of animal 4-h, or you arn't allowed in the "cool group" at school.
When Cow tiping is considered a major sporting event.